Lessons From Lacerating My Labia

MaryJo Wagner
The Haven
Published in
12 min readApr 9, 2021

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My biggest takeaway? Never straddle anything ever again

Photo by Ava Sol, Unsplash.

The Fall.

It was a Thursday. Early morning. My partner Adrian had already left the house for his morning workout with his fitness trainer. The only kind of early morning exercise I’ll do is sprint out of the house if it’s burning down.

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MaryJo Wagner
The Haven

Freelance Writer. Ravenous Reader. Creator of BookCoverBeautiful on Instagram. Expert Napper. I’m probably napping right now. T: @mj_wagner. I: @wagner_mj