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Lessons From Lacerating My Labia

My biggest takeaway? Never straddle anything ever again

Apr 9, 2021

Lessons From Lacerating My Labia

Apr 9, 2021

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Four Signs You Could Be a High-Functioning Codependent

It turns out I’m a textbook case. The reading isn’t pretty.

May 22

A string tied around fingers with a bow holds two peoples’ hands together.

May 22

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Urgent (and Comical) Stories about Perimenopause

Bring on the funny and not-funny tales about adult puberty.

Mar 28

Urgent (and Comical) Stories about Perimenopause

Mar 28

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My Unwelcome Surprise in a Pit Toilet

Something you don’t want to see while squatting

Mar 29, 2024

Image by Lumpi, Pixabay

Mar 29, 2024

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Menopause is all the Rage — Literally

No one told me I’d be pissed off all the time.

Apr 20, 2023

Menopause is all the Rage — Literally

Apr 20, 2023

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“Will you marry me?” isn’t the right question

There’s a better question to gauge commitment

Feb 8, 2023

“Will you marry me?” isn’t the right question

Feb 8, 2023

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My Care Package Brought the SWAT Team

My misguided attempt to make university extra exciting

Oct 10, 2022

My Care Package Brought the SWAT Team

Oct 10, 2022

Lessons From Going Commando

It’s a dirty business.

Jul 14, 2022

Lessons From Going Commando

Jul 14, 2022

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Welcome to Save On’s Self-Checkout From Hell

You probably should’ve picked the cashier

May 25, 2022

Welcome to Save On’s Self-Checkout From Hell

May 25, 2022

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With Becky, it’s Burpees Until you Break

The day my body went to s**t doing HIIT

Mar 19, 2022

With Becky, it’s Burpees Until you Break

Mar 19, 2022

MaryJo Wagner

MaryJo Wagner

Freelance Writer. Ravenous Reader. Creator of BookCoverBeautiful on Instagram. Expert Napper. I’m probably napping right now. T: @mj_wagner. I: @wagner_mj

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