PinnedMaryJo WagnerinThe HavenLessons From Lacerating My LabiaMy biggest takeaway? Never straddle anything ever againApr 9, 20215Apr 9, 20215
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MaryJo WagnerinModern WomenMenopause is all the Rage — LiterallyNo one told me I’d be pissed off all the time.Apr 20, 20232Apr 20, 20232
MaryJo WagnerinILLUMINATION“Will you marry me?” isn’t the right questionThere’s a better question to gauge commitmentFeb 8, 20233Feb 8, 20233
MaryJo WagnerinMuddyUmMy Care Package Brought the SWAT TeamMy misguided attempt to make university extra excitingOct 10, 20223Oct 10, 20223
MaryJo WagnerinMuddyUmWelcome to Save On’s Self-Checkout From HellYou probably should’ve picked the cashierMay 25, 20225May 25, 20225
MaryJo WagnerinMuddyUmWith Becky, it’s Burpees Until you BreakThe day my body went to s**t doing HIITMar 19, 20223Mar 19, 20223
MaryJo WagnerinMuddyUmI Was an Accidental Editor for MuddyUm for a DayA few hours in, I was crying for mercyMay 26, 202113May 26, 202113
MaryJo WagnerinP.S. I Love YouNew Normals That Should Continue Post-PandemicNot every adjustment has sucked; some, I’ve fallen in love with.May 14, 20213May 14, 20213