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The Haven

Lessons From Lacerating My Labia

My biggest takeaway? Never straddle anything ever again

12 min readApr 9, 2021

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Lessons From Lacerating My Labia

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MaryJo Wagner
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MuddyUm

My Unwelcome Surprise in a Pit Toilet

Something you don’t want to see while squatting

5 min readMar 29, 2024

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MaryJo Wagner
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Modern Women

Menopause is all the Rage — Literally

No one told me I’d be pissed off all the time.

4 min readApr 20, 2023

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Menopause is all the Rage — Literally

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MaryJo Wagner
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ILLUMINATION

“Will you marry me?” isn’t the right question

There’s a better question to gauge commitment

5 min readFeb 8, 2023

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“Will you marry me?” isn’t the right question

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MaryJo Wagner
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MuddyUm

My Care Package Brought the SWAT Team

My misguided attempt to make university extra exciting

4 min readOct 10, 2022

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My Care Package Brought the SWAT Team

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MaryJo Wagner

Lessons From Going Commando

It’s a dirty business.

4 min readJul 14, 2022

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Lessons From Going Commando

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MaryJo Wagner
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MuddyUm

Welcome to Save On’s Self-Checkout From Hell

You probably should’ve picked the cashier

3 min readMay 25, 2022

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Welcome to Save On’s Self-Checkout From Hell

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MaryJo Wagner
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MuddyUm

With Becky, it’s Burpees Until you Break

The day my body went to s**t doing HIIT

4 min readMar 19, 2022

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With Becky, it’s Burpees Until you Break

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MaryJo Wagner
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MuddyUm

I Was an Accidental Editor for MuddyUm for a Day

A few hours in, I was crying for mercy

4 min readMay 26, 2021

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I Was an Accidental Editor for MuddyUm for a Day

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MaryJo Wagner
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P.S. I Love You

New Normals That Should Continue Post-Pandemic

Not every adjustment has sucked; some, I’ve fallen in love with.

5 min readMay 14, 2021

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New Normals That Should Continue Post-Pandemic

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MaryJo Wagner

MaryJo Wagner

Freelance Writer. Ravenous Reader. Creator of BookCoverBeautiful on Instagram. Expert Napper. I’m probably napping right now. T: @mj_wagner. I: @wagner_mj

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